Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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