Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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