just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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