I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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