i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
PANTIES FOUND
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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