I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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