Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
