They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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