I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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