Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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