I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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