can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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