im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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