We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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