I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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