I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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