Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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