I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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