i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
this hospital has no fireball
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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