Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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