with your own penis?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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