2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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