Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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