Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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