operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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