Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
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ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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