: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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