You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
