you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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