Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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