But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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