It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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