Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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