god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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