what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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