He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
the liver wants what the liver wants
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
