You really coming over, don't trick.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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