I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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