I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
It's just like the Real World with babies
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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