Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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