No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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