O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I don't think brook has ever known best
seriously i just wanna be friends
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we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
PANTIES FOUND
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