How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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