I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Can I color on your dick again?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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