i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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