went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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