But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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