God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
