the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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