Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me