He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.