Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Non-Jews are for practice
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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