My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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