During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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