There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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