I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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