man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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