just tell him i said nine months
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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